I am a sailor who often finds that canon brutally sinks the majority of my ships when they've only just begun to set sail. I've heard tales of other brave wanderers sailing along the cruel border of canon. I'm a lonely seafarer destined to roam from one sinking ship to the next. I was born to battle with the evil ship destroying cannon balls of...er..canon. Why does this keep happening? Are my ships really that unstable or badly built? Do they not possess some form of stability? The all mighty canon haunts me in my books, TV shows, and comics. When will one of my small but feasible ships withstand the might of canon? I eagerly await the day I can sail past the crew of canon on my successful ship and gloat. Unfortunately, I don't have all the time in the world.